Birds Are Shit

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rkapsoro•43 minutes ago

My beef with birds has always been that they treat the entire world as their toilet. Woe betide the creature who finds himself beneath a bird.

srean•30 minutes ago

With graduation looming, I asked a friend of mine sombrely, what does he plan to do with his life after college.

His answer, I am gonna catch one of those birds and shit on their heads so that they know.

These birds at our open-air college cafeteria had been, for four years, taking a dump on our heads or in our favourite hot beverage.

waffletower•about 1 hour ago

I am not sure that visitors will spend enough time to get the art. I attempted to give the carrion crow its due, noting 18 legitimate votes. But when I tried to add my rank it landed "the democratic process has collapsed".

sagabai•about 2 hours ago

Swans are overrated geese. But ducks are fine

leZon•about 2 hours ago

ducks >>> all birds

olyjohn•about 2 hours ago

...except for the whole creepy gang rape thing.

specproc•about 1 hour ago

Ducks suck, Corvids are where it's at.

I regularly feed bits of my sandwich to the jackdaws near me, they'll catch it out the air.

ButlerianJihad•about 2 hours ago

https://birdsarentreal.com/

Birds Are Shit

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