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pogueabout 4 hours ago
Seems like it's still not theirs until a judge signs off on it.

That sale was scuttled by a bankruptcy court. Now, The Onion has re-emerged with a new plan: licensing the website from Gregory Milligan, the court-appointed manager of the site.

On Monday, Mr. Milligan asked Maya Guerra Gamble, a judge in Texas’s Travis County District Court overseeing the disposition of Infowars, to approve that licensing agreement in a court filing. Under the terms, The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, would pay $81,000 a month to license Infowars.com and its associated intellectual property — such as its name — for an initial six months, with an option to renew for another six months.

The licensing deal has been agreed to by The Onion and the court-appointed administrator. But it is not effective until Judge Gamble approves it, and Mr. Jones could appeal any ruling. That means the fate of Infowars remains in limbo until the court rules, probably sometime in the next two weeks. Mr. Jones continues to operate Infowars.com and host its weekday program, “The Alex Jones Show.”

The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jo...

fmbbabout 3 hours ago
I can’t believe this.

I saw OP and went to infowars dot com to have a look. I scrolled a bit, clicked some links, looked at the store, had a good laugh at the comedy of this ironic site.

Now you’re telling me the site is not a joke from The Onion? Reality is stranger than fiction.

troped2about 3 hours ago
My favorite headlines:

"Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’"

"UK Approves Bills To Remove Criminal Penalties For Women Who Commit Their Own Abortions"

"Nigerian Photographed Killing Cat And Trying To Cook It In Front Of Children’s Playground In Italy"

logifailabout 2 hours ago
> 6-Week-Old Baby

I appreciate this story appears to be all about the rage-bate headlines, but I don't believe that either six-week old babies say "Mama" (with purpose) or that a baby that age would be capable of responding in the way described to an adult saying "there is no Mama". It doesn't work like that at that age.

[Source: have three kids]

arrowsmithabout 1 hour ago
I'm not sure what point you're making but there's nothing satirical about the second headline. The UK really did just legislate to decriminalise abortion up to the point of birth.

I don't see how that's a laughing matter.

troped2about 2 hours ago
"Afghani Arrested On Suspicion Of Raping Goats In France"

"Trump Anticipates Chinese Leader “Will Give Me A Big, Fat Hug”"

"Photos Of A Cucumber & Ron Paul Playing Baseball Massively Ratio Netanyahu & Mark Levin On X"

Anthony-G29 minutes ago
Also:

> Trump Responds To Controversial Image Of Himself As Jesus, Says It Actually Depicted Him As A Doctor & Slams “Fake News” For The Misinterpretation

Had I not already heard this story via the mainstream media on this side of the Atlantic, this could easily be another satirical headline. With Trump as President, Poe’s law now covers reporting on facts – not just expressions of opinion.

at-fates-handsabout 2 hours ago
- The video of the baby has been widely circulated on social media. The same couple also posted a video of them saying the baby looked at them in a "homophobic" way. People in the comments said they should "Just throw the baby away."

- The UK bill is real: https://bills.parliament.uk/bills/3511/stages/18040/amendmen...

This new clause would disapply existing criminal law related to the accessing or provision of abortion care from women acting in relation to their own pregnancy at any gestation, ensuring no woman would be liable for a prison sentence as a result of seeking to end her own pregnancy. It would not change any law regarding the provision of abortion services within a healthcare setting, including but not limited to the time limit, the grounds for abortion, or the requirement for two doctors’ approval.

- The video of the Nigerian has also been making the rounds on social media and has not been debunked as an ai generated fake. There are both images and video of the incident.

Not really sure why you would post this sarcastically when all you had to do was a ten second google search to confirm none of these are cringe worthy, tinfoil hat conspiracies.

nslsmabout 2 hours ago
I don’t see what’s so funny about them, especially the last one.
pityJukeabout 3 hours ago
I’m surprised they’ve said it so confidently given how it completely collapsed last time…
shagieabout 3 hours ago
I believe its because its a different structure.

Previously, they were trying to buy the assets outright. That got into the "one group of families is owned $1.4 billion and another is owned $50 million" and the "how do you maximize the returns from Alex Jones assets to satisfy those claims?"

This is using a different structure.

> On Monday, Mr. Milligan asked Maya Guerra Gamble, a judge in Texas’s Travis County District Court overseeing the disposition of Infowars, to approve that licensing agreement in a court filing. Under the terms, The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, would pay $81,000 a month to license Infowars.com and its associated intellectual property — such as its name — for an initial six months, with an option to renew for another six months.

They're not buying it - they're licensing it from the victims families instead.

anon84873628about 3 hours ago
Well, that's an example of exactly the type of media outlet they're trying to create!
michaeltabout 3 hours ago
Consider the fact this is a satirical news website; a fictional CEO; an imaginary corporation; and it literally proposes a vision of "Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object [...] A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery"

I'm surprised you're surprised.

kstrauserabout 3 hours ago
I think it's a good PR move. "Hey, look at how reasonable we've been in spite of the legal craziness. We've put money on the table and are moving forward with a plan that benefits everyone." Now anyone who blocks the plan will be seen as the problem.
shagieabout 3 hours ago
nxobjectabout 3 hours ago
Oh joy, the old Onion News Network is back! Welcome back, Jim Haggerty! Some beautiful examples below…

—-

Today Now!: Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qYL_KT06-U

Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_5yR--35uqA

How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vuKnR8RvxHY

burkamanabout 4 hours ago
This is not final and still has to be approved by a judge (https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jo...)
adzmabout 4 hours ago
> Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”

> Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy.

> “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview.

arrakeenabout 4 hours ago
heidecker has been honing this persona for years now in the On Cinema universe. looking forward to this quite a bit
mrhottakesabout 3 hours ago
He understands the modern conservative male mindset better than anyone, it's amazing
davexunitabout 3 hours ago
Tim Heidecker... from?
throwawayq3423about 4 hours ago
Birds aren't real 2.0

I love it.

kvujabout 4 hours ago
Right up with the crypto scam that followed it. Great.

In case you didn't know, the creators of Birds aren't real rug pulled and stole millions with their crypto coin.

underliptonabout 3 hours ago
His brand of comedy is very hit-or-miss for me (the best way I can describe it is "smug"), but context drives me to wish him luck in his presumed efforts to turn InfoWars into a literal joke instead of just a figurative one.
djmipsabout 3 hours ago
I would describe it as absurdism.
falcor84about 3 hours ago
> Nothing can stop us now that we’re in charge of a website.

I love that. Like a familiar smell, it triggered in me a long lost memory of the old hacker ethos.

jmward01about 4 hours ago
So they are now setting the content on infowars.com? Honestly, I can't tell since everything on that site looks so fake it isn't believable. The onion transition may be hard to detect.
junonabout 4 hours ago
Seems like there will be a new logo with an onion on it, judging from the tote bag merch shown in the article. That's when we'll know, I suppose.
jimt1234about 3 hours ago
I visited with my family in rural Missouri recently. Alex Jones and InfoWars is gospel to them. I was amazed at how many times cited him as an authority on various topics. I thought they were joking, but apparently, Obama made a promise with his father before his passing that he would destroy the United States. Oh, and of course, Obama is Satan, and Trump was sent by God to protect us all. Of course.
kstrauserabout 3 hours ago
Grew up in Springfield, posting this from California. There's a reason for that.
qwerpyabout 3 hours ago
It’s the weather, right? Not a big fan of west coast politics compared to back home but I’ll tolerate it in exchange for the sun :)
eatonphilabout 4 hours ago
Despite the article, infowars.com at least doesn't really seem to be run by The Onion yet? But I'm looking at that site for the first time so I have no idea.
tim333about 3 hours ago
True. Still needs a judge to sign off, which I kind of doubt will happen.
imageticabout 4 hours ago
Nothing else matters in the world today
contextfreeabout 2 hours ago
It's called Global Tetrahedron but it has a dodecahedron as a logo/emblem (guessing intentional)
jakedataabout 3 hours ago
"Tu Stultus Es"

"Drugs Win Drug War"

"History Sighs, Repeats Itself"

and of course...

"SICKOS"

TheOtherHobbesabout 2 hours ago
This is a very impressive satire on the Palantir manifesto.

Accidental and ironic, but still impressive.

htekabout 1 hour ago
I looked it up and was not surprised to see the rabid ramblings of a tech bro psychopath (but I repeat myself) with a drug addiction who gleefully admitted to wanting to hunt down Palantir's detractors with AI drones used to spray them with fentanyl-laced urine.
motbus3about 2 hours ago
Can someone put me to speed on it? Who is the onion? Who is info wars? What is happening? I can't comprehend but it feels that I cannot really Google for it
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Kyeabout 3 hours ago
Finally, competition for Clickhole.
sleepybrettabout 1 hour ago
I hope they invite the knowledge fight guys, a couple of podcasters who mock and debunk infowars, down to film a show in the infowars studio. They helped the sandy hook families legal with their case and are generally awesome guys.
netcanabout 3 hours ago
>With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website.

This is hilarious.

micromacrofootabout 3 hours ago
Worth highlighting:

> “The goal for the families we represent has always been to prevent Alex Jones from being able to cause harm at scale, the way he did against them,” said Chris Mattei, the lawyer who argued the Connecticut families’ case in court. The deal with The Onion promises “to significantly degrade his power to do that.”

> The Onion also plans to sell merchandise and share the proceeds with the Sandy Hook families.

Great work by all on this effort.

dlev_pikaabout 1 hour ago
Thank you, Tetrahedron - you are the best possible end for that nasty site.

Between this takeover, and Trump’s BRUTAL takedown of AJ a few days ago, karma seems to be catching up with that shit peddling, abusive bottom-feeder scum that is AJ.

Here is to them eating each other, and choking on it.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/knowledge-fight/id1192...

narratorabout 2 hours ago
Like Scientology suing and taking over The Cult Awareness network.
kyproabout 2 hours ago
Please can someone correct my opinion on this because I'm sure I'm missing something.

I find it crazy that in the US you can't take an opinion on something without risking being bankrupted because that thing you said is later proven untrue and that it hurt someone's feelings – feeling which in the US have a monetary value of billions apparently.

I agree that the media should be evidence based and it's bad when the media is presenting things which are clearly false, but I also think that sometimes the evidence is misleading and speculation can be useful to get to the truth.

Surely cases like this show that it's simply far too dangerous to report on something in the US which might both upset people and could later proven to be false?

We have a similar issue in the UK where even when it's widely understood that someone is abusing kids, if they're famous our media basically can't say anything because they'll risk being sued. While our law is well intentioned, it seems that it really just suppresses the free exchange of information which has repeatedly led to harms against children. The speculation while often harmful is sometimes useful.

I just feel like there's a middle ground here. Maybe you can sue, but perhaps your feelings are only worth a few hundred thousand pounds? I get the US is much richer than the UK but being sued for billions for being wrong and hurting peoples feelings just seems insane. And I agree Jones was completely wrong to have said what he said.

Why am I wrong on this? I hate holding this opinion and would like it changed.

linkregisterabout 1 hour ago
Yes, your understanding is not aligned with the facts of the case. This was not close to an unfair abridgement of Mr. Jones's rights.

Timeline:

1. Alex Jones hosts guests on his show questioning if a mass school shooting was a falsified event.

2. The controversy drove a massive increase in traffic to his videos.

3. This encouraged Mr. Jones to host additional guests who made direct claims that parents of the slain children were actors hired by the US government.

4. Those parents received intense harassment and death threats. Many had to move away from their homes.

5. The parents sent many requests to the Infowars show asking Mr. Jones to stop claiming they were actors; Infowars did not stop.

6. The parents sued.

7. Infowars failed to comply with standard evidence discovery requests.

8. After many attempts by the court to achieve compliance, the plaintiffs moved for a default judgement. The court accepted.

9. At the award hearing, plaintiffs provided evidence that Mr. Jones moved assets out of Infowars to a company owned by his parents specifically to evade paying the judgment.

10. The jury at the award hearing awarded the plaintiffs about $1B in damages. Rationale was to discourage Mr. Jones from continuing to libel family members impacted by mass shootings.

The award hearing was exceptionally dramatic and theatrical. The defense was repeatedly caught in lies and accidentally sent evidence to the plaintiff's lawyer, revealing Mr. Jones's perjury.

benaabout 1 hour ago
Let's not ignore the fact that Jones's lawyers also completely messed up the discovery process by providing the prosecution with everything, including correspondence they had with Jones essentially admitting everything.

The prosecution even told them that they had completely fucked up and did they intend to send everything, and the defense said "Yes". Then when these messages were brought up in court, the defense tried to say that they couldn't be allowed because they were private correspondence between them and their client. To which the prosecution supplied their conversation with the defense showing that tried to make them aware and gave them a chance to correct their error.

It was a monumental fuck up.

kypro43 minutes ago
This hasn't convinced me. I both understand that Jones repeatedly said things that were false and these false statements hurt peoples feelings.

Some of the points here suggest that the $1b might be punishment for Jones not complying fully with courts, which I'd also disagree with the reasonableness of. However you say:

> The jury at the award hearing awarded the plaintiffs about $1B in damages. Rationale was to discourage Mr. Jones from continuing to libel family members impacted by mass shootings.

So the court decided that Jones said something wrong which hurt peoples feelings. And stopping him further hurting their feelings was worth $1B?

I don't agree with this and I think it's absurd. I feel for the families and I think what Jones did was wrong. I am glad he was punished, but $1B makes no sense to me.

I also don't understand the relevance death threats have unless Jones was urging his following to threaten the lives of the families? If the media run a negative article about someone and that person then receives death threats as a result I personally don't believe that is the media's fault, even if it later turns out what the media reported was incorrect. We can't punish people for the actions of others.

watwut11 minutes ago
If you actually cared one about about victims, you would not be putting on "it is just about fuzzy feelings" bullshit on.

Also, this is the kind of case where USA allows Alex Jones kind of bad actors a lot more leeway then most of world countries.

BryantDabout 1 hour ago
The key element you’re missing is that the lawsuit accused Alex Jones of knowing that he was lying. I.e., it’s not that he was speculating — it’s that he knew he wasn’t telling the truth.

To quote Jones:

“We’ve clearly got people where it’s actors playing different parts of different people. I’ve looked at it and undoubtedly there’s a cover-up, there’s actors, they’re manipulating, they’ve been caught lying and they were pre-planning before it and rolled out with it.”

That isn’t even phrased as a “what if” — it’s asserting that Sandy Hook was staged. It’s framed as a truth, not a possibility, and the jury found that Alex Jones knew it wasn’t true when he was saying it.

Why so large? A few reasons. First, this was for 26 families, so a substantial number of people. Second, we’re not just talking emotional damages — we’re talking harassment that these folks received as a result of Jones’ lies. Third, a big chunk of the damages were punitive. Alex Jones has a history of lying to expand his audience, recklessly ignoring the effects of those lies. A judge decided that the verdict needed to be big enough to discourage Jones from continuing to lie.

(Arguably that didn’t work.)

kypro30 minutes ago
> That isn’t even phrased as a “what if” — it’s asserting that Sandy Hook was staged. It’s framed as a truth, not a possibility, and the jury found that Alex Jones knew it wasn’t true when he was saying it.

I think the deliberate maliciousness of it should bare more punishment, but I still think $1B is extremely unreasonable.

It's also absurd to me that a judge should have the right to make up an arbitrarily big number as a means to inflect a secondary punishment. $1 million is discouragement, $1 billion is an attempt to destroy the business and his life. While I have no sympathy for Jones, I still find this problematic if what you're saying is true.

benaabout 1 hour ago
An opinion would be something like "I think it's good that those kids were shot".

You could say that all day and people would not like you, but no one could do anything about it.

What Alex Jones did was deny reality. He suggested that the victims did not exist. He suggested the event did not happen and the grieving parents were government-hired actors. He riled up his listeners and effectively sent them after people. He did this in spite of knowing what he was saying on his show was not true. That was a large part of things, that Alex Jones was aware he was spreading misinformation.

Let's not pretend Alex Jones was doing was voicing a "difference of opinion".

bigyabaiabout 4 hours ago
> Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds.

In any age where Polymarket didn't already exist, we'd have called this satire.

CobrastanJorjiabout 4 hours ago
It's still not as bad as the actual InfoWars, which if I recall was selling "Alex Jones Natural" supplements, which were mostly just stuff like regular iodine tablets with a massive market and a cool name like "Survival Shield X-2."
add-sub-mul-divabout 4 hours ago
Maybe that could help fund The Onion. Why should the rich on the right have a monopoly on swindling the poor on the right with fake supplements?
CobrastanJorjiabout 3 hours ago
That assholes are kicking rubes is not a good reason for you to kick rubes.
thranceabout 3 hours ago
The globalists won, Hallelujah!
tclancyabout 2 hours ago
There are some folks really upset about us not platforming a maniac. If you feel like stopping Alex Jones from being actively harmful is a slippery slope directly to something you might say, boy, I would want to take a minute and think that through.
exogenyabout 3 hours ago
Do you think there is an acceptable third option between "the globalists winning" and "it is OK for a single media outlet to wage a war on the grieving parents of the victims of a mass murder"?
htx80nerdabout 3 hours ago
Alex Jones talking about other people's Sandy Hook conspiracy theories is hardly "waging war on grieving parents".

Id challenge you to go back and dig up anything akin to Jones "waging war" on the Sandy Hook parents.

You said it with some authority, so I presume you're not scared of doing a little research to back it up.

justin66about 3 hours ago
Who cares what exogany says about it when actual juries have ruled on the matter?
djgleebsabout 3 hours ago
The Onion running Infowars sounds objectively less entertaining even if you believe EVERYTHING Alex says is a lie.
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jazz9kabout 2 hours ago
If we were judging sites on misinformation/conspiracies and the people that are hurt by it, BlueSky would be shutdown immediately and liquidated. so would most of the mainstream news sites.

The only reason Alex Jones was targeted is because he helped get Trump elected.

It's also very odd that the military basically took over the town after Sandy Hook and it was bulldozed less than a year after the mass shooting:

https://www.npr.org/2013/10/25/240242673/newtown-residents-d...

mothballedabout 3 hours ago
The insane size of the judgement against Jones for Sandy Hook just shows they were looking to make someone pay for the dead kids and with the killer dead, the guy defaming the dead kids (and by proxy of that, as the legal argument goes, their parents, since obviously the parents were rightly claiming otherwise) was the nearest asshole in sight.

Probably the most notorious lesson that when an asshole does a terrible thing and nothing can be extracted from him, you shouldn't go out of your way to do something dumb enough that everyone who already had their pitchforks out justifies you being the scapegoat instead.

tclancyabout 2 hours ago
It is not clear to me what you are saying or what you are defending/ decrying. Ridiculing Alex Jones and the mindset that has run through a couple of centuries of American cranks is about all there is to do to draw some of the venom out. You make it sound like Alex Jones was simply a victim of being wrong about a fact.
wat10000about 3 hours ago
The amount of the judgment seems reasonable for years of harassment against a bunch of people, all done for a profit, plus a bunch of egregious misbehavior in court.
NoMoreNicksLeftabout 3 hours ago
Reasonable by what metric? I've seen judgements that are tiny fractions of this for corporate crimes that affects hundreds or thousands of people. Is it reasonable because Alex Jones can afford it (hint: he can't, not even if he wasn't hiding his money)?

This judgement ends up being more akin to punishing him by forcing him off of his platform, which is actually unconstitutional even for a shitbag like him.

tptacekabout 3 hours ago
When corporations are sued, they tend to take the lawsuits seriously, which is probably a big factor in why their outcomes are so different than Jones'.
wat10000about 2 hours ago
I'm curious why you'd bring up those corporate crimes and not think that the obvious response would be that corporate crimes obviously need greater liability, Rather than Jones needing less.

It's not the court's problem that Jones won't be able to afford to broadcast his messages so broadly after this judgment. I guess he'll have to use the same tools as the rest of us now.

neadenabout 3 hours ago
To be clear, you don't actually have a constitutional right to slander people.
micromacrofootabout 3 hours ago
those judgements should be higher too

I think this one was high because alex jones harassed parents of murdered children to the point where they had to move out of the town their children were buried in. These people were harassed to the point of being afraid to visit the graves of their children. Sometimes examples need to be set in egregious cases.

mschuster91about 3 hours ago
> I've seen judgements that are tiny fractions of this for corporate crimes that affects hundreds or thousands of people. Is it reasonable because Alex Jones can afford it (hint: he can't, not even if he wasn't hiding his money)?

If there is one thing courts do not like, it is people thinking they are above the law and defy the courts. Jones was dumb enough to do so multiple times. FAFO.

As for the high monetary amount: that was dealt by a jury, not a judge - the system the US (for whatever long gone reason) still seems to prefer over career professionals. Juries are even worse to piss off, and juries have been known to bring the hammer down on parties showing egregiously bad conduct - see e.g. the McDonald's hot coffee case, which partially ended up being (for the time) pretty expensive because McDonald's claimed utter BS in court that they knew was wrong. Jones' conduct was similar: he kept blathering stuff he knew was untrue and, on top of that, his army of suckers kept terrorizing people with Jones knowing about that and doing not even lip service to rein the suckers in.

htx80nerdabout 3 hours ago
Jones wasnt telling or encouraging his listeners to harass the Sandy Hook families. That's internet nut jobs. Jones didnt even come up with the theory, he just talked about it on his show.

This is basically a free speech issue akin to the JFK shooting theories.

incomingpainabout 4 hours ago
You want to be associated with toxic waste IP?

Why? You're not going to attract any of the audience. You likely could have just chose a new name and built whatever you want to do with this.

nimihabout 4 hours ago
It may be helpful context to understand that The Onion is a satirical publication, and that them taking over InfoWars may itself be part of the joke.
nilamoabout 3 hours ago
Stopping the current owner of infowars from continuing is a valid "why". What happens after doesn't matter.
OgsyedIEabout 4 hours ago
The Onion and Mr Beast are the highbrow and lowbrow versions of the same niche: absurdism, spectacle and indifference without staying power. Since there's such low retention, the content must be weighted to constant new conversions and new reconversions.

Edit: if you have the time, watch their youtube series Sex House, Helcomb County Municipal Lake Dredge Appraisals and Dr. Good (approx 75 minutes each). There's no nudity, gore or cursing, just some very clever themes about the parallels between television and hell that are still relevant right now, if not more so.

mattkrauseabout 3 hours ago
The Onion has been around since 1988, so...decent staying power.
busterarmabout 3 hours ago
And hasn't had any cultural relevance aside from this stunt for just about the last decade.

It's like saying that National Lampoon is still relevant.

saulpwabout 3 hours ago
You say "without staying power" but I still remember and frequently cite these ancient Onion article headlines:

   - Drugs now legal if user is gainfully employed
   - Top 10 Genocides of the 20th Century (Infographic)
   - Cycle of Abuse Running Smoothly
I mean sure, it's a satirical news site and it's got a constant stream of new content, much of which is forgettable. But that's true of every other news site too. The gems make it stick.
0cf8612b2e1eabout 3 hours ago
Don’t forget the perennial article about gun violence they use after every mass shooting.
minimaxirabout 4 hours ago
That's the joke.
ravenstineabout 4 hours ago
No offense, but the humor of it has gone right over your head. Building an InfoWars clone isn't nearly as funny as acquiring the real one just to mock it.
occamofsandwichabout 3 hours ago
I guess.. But renting a 4th reich site seems far darker than they might be used to and likely to make them the butt of the joke when Hitler's testtube clone gets elected from it in 35 years.
ashtonshearsabout 3 hours ago
If thats true, seems like it is 10000x more critical they purchase right to the infowars hiltler cloning facilities and features
mrhottakesabout 3 hours ago
they should make a clone with a cooler theme and call it KnowledgeBattles.org
darrenfabout 3 hours ago
Knowledge Fight podcast already took the “synonym name” route. https://knowledgefight.com/
skywhopperabout 4 hours ago
They’re taking advantage of the name recognition to raise money for the families victimized by the horrible people who used to own and run the site.
pton_xdabout 3 hours ago
It was barely funny when I read the headline a few years ago. Really weird story, I guess I just don't understand the humor at all. I'd rather stop hearing about InfoWars entirely.
traderj0eabout 3 hours ago
The Onion's humor is like that drawing of the angry crying guy wearing a laughing face mask. It's only "funny" if you're pissed off about something.
snowwrestlerabout 2 hours ago
Who isn’t pissed off about something in 2026?
traderj0eabout 2 hours ago
Yeah people are, and they do make fun of some things I'm pissed off about too, but that doesn't make it funny. It's an "only-if" relationship.
ro_bitabout 2 hours ago
Finally, wojak invocation on HN
traderj0eabout 2 hours ago
Proud to be part of this historic moment, took until 2026 but better late than never
DonHopkinsabout 2 hours ago
Woo hoo, sounds like some of their jokes landed and you just couldn't take it. Do you only appreciate humor if it's punching down?

Do you have any funny jokes about the children who were "killed" at Sandy Hook or the crisis actors who pretended to be their parents and mourn for them that you want to share with the class?

traderj0eabout 2 hours ago
That's the thing, their jokes don't land. Idk what the Sandy Hook shooting has to do with this, the Onion has been around for much longer.
ocdtrekkieabout 3 hours ago
Bear in mind buying it to ruin it is a very real public service. Alex Jones was hoping a conservative ally would buy it and then just continue to let him do what he wants.

Jokes aside, The Onion is basically spending a giant pile of money to burn the website down.

busterarmabout 2 hours ago
I remember when The KLF burned a million quid. They were being internally consistent. It was artistically relevant.

Most people thought they were insane. Bill Drummond wrote about how it strained his relationship with his kids. You can tell that he regrets it.

Personally I think a million bucks to lease a domain name for a year is a really terrible business decision. You might be able to argue that it's going to victims but you could almost certainly just park that money into an interest-bearing account and do better for those victims.

But it's also been obvious from the beginning (starting with Jones' own comments) that nobody really gives a shit about these families and they're just props in other peoples' theater show.

BryantDabout 1 hour ago
The cost seems really high. On the other hand I thought bringing the Onion back as a print comedy newspaper was insane too, so possibly they know things I don’t. There is a business plan here, even if it’s a dumb one.
queseraabout 2 hours ago
If benefitting the victims is a goal, then clearly sending them money now is more valuable than sending them interest-borne money later.

If the victims don't benefit from the money now, they can bear their own interest. Time-value, etc.

ocdtrekkieabout 2 hours ago
I get the impression that beyond the money from the sale, the victims would very much like Alex Jones control of InfoWars to end. This accomplishes both of those things. I don't generally find The Onion that funny, and probably will never visit the new InfoWars, but I'm eternally grateful that they were willing to step in and do this. Because someone had to. A "good business decision" is to let Alex run his show if you buy the brand, but that's still a win for him.

Not only would another owner likely allow Alex Jones to continue to operate, but The Onion can truly salt the earth around Alex Jones' business. If they own the InfoWars trademarks... if they own The Alex Jones Show as a trademark? They can potentially shut down Alex Jones' future works if they violate InfoWars' trademarks and intellectual property. They can sue him if he says something defamatory about the new InfoWars. One of the perks here is that The Onion is well-versed in free speech rights, intellectual property rights, and trademark law. They already have lawyers good at this stuff.

The Onion can be a truly significant thorn in Jones' side, the way most other outcomes for this could not. I'm guessing the new site won't be that funny, but thankfully I don't really care about the "art".

anon84873628about 3 hours ago
The original goal was to put money in the hands of the Sandy Hook victims without the website continuing on to another set of deplorable owners.
webererabout 3 hours ago
onychomysabout 3 hours ago
I thought the entire point of all of this was that I no longer needed to care what Alex Jones thinks about literally anything.
nemomarxabout 3 hours ago
Does it seem like he has a plan to fight the acquisition again this time?
luke727about 3 hours ago
Maybe it's just me but I don't see much humor in this. His brand and assets may have been liquidated, but he's still doing his show and it remains popular. The only people who really won in this saga are, as usual, the lawyers.
tomstockmailabout 3 hours ago
The reason InfoWars is being sold is because of the bankruptcy proceedings. This is money owed to Sandy Hook families [1], who were the target of the harmful conspiracy theories that caused them further pain and suffering.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_School_s...

baloziabout 3 hours ago
A half decent Board of Directors at The Onion mothership would have asked the question: Is this what we should be spending time and money on?
LastTrainabout 2 hours ago
Yes, it is!