Trend Has Russian Men Smashing Their iPhones for a Manlier Look

Putler has been careful to only send masses of men from smaller towns and villages to the meat grinder, he's avoided draining the big cities, which is also where the people who can afford iPhones live.

And the generals gave thanks,

As the other ranks,

Held up the Ukrainian drones,

For awhile.

And the Mariupol bridgehead,

Was held at the cost,

Of half a million,

Ordinary lives.