Every fucking website: 2026 edition

This is almost exactly this website [0] which is also on the frontpage of HN. Wow.

0: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49297469

> $ curl -fsSL install.sh | sh # you'd be stupid to run that, slop or not

I wish more people would point this out.

This needs bluish dark mode with accent color and pills with a little rounded colored border on just the left side.

The GitHub and X logos are chefs kiss

It is missing the fade in on scroll.

This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

The fact that I can see it with JS disabled really breaks immersion here.

Missing a flashy nonsense ASCII art animation. Check out https://performative-ui.cncl.co/ if you need an easy one to add.

Love the X logo that goes to bluesky

> Trusted by... six companies from the same YC cohort.

I giggled.

If the layout is intentionally LLM generated, heh.

oh yeah I worked there

* <- tiny logo

Why does the HN title say “2026 edition” when the page itself says “Slop edition”? We aren’t supposed to editorialize titles here.[0]

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html