App Review Shenanigans

the only way I can describe the modern Apple App Review process is "silly". necessary, but very silly. I was rejected AND had my account terminated for having Firebase Remote Config in my app, and they thought I was hiding features from their review. when I sent evidence they immediately lifted the suspension.

It's just a hobby for me (just $100/month in IAP revenue rn) but I really don't understand their system at all.