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tsherbabout 2 hours ago
I feel like we’ve got to at least link to the guy’s website: https://bigbananacar.com/
Cockbrandabout 2 hours ago
Let me be the first to say that this is a lovely website in a lovely, slightly modernized turn-of-the-millennium style.
nxobject39 minutes ago
Gloriously boring WordPress, too.
dang16 minutes ago
Agreed, the lede shouldn't be buried here. I've made that the top link and will put the submitted link in the toptext. Thanks!
Klonoarabout 1 hour ago
It’s like looking at an adult Richard Scary tale.
harwoodrabout 2 hours ago
I used to drive a 1991 Suzuki Cappuccino - a tiny right-hand drive kei sports car. The first couple of years I drove it, the police pulled me over on a regular basis - no tickets issued but lots of questions asked.

One time while I was waiting for a light, an officer knocked on my window (which is somewhat startling)... I rolled it down and he excitedly asked "What kind of car is this?!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Cappuccino

forinti7 minutes ago
That's just not enough motive to waste someone's time.

And, no offense intended, that car is not that interesting.

dcrazyabout 2 hours ago
Well this headline is certainly a crash blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/crash-blossom-words...
jacobgkauabout 2 hours ago
Mainly because the colon from the original was omitted, imo.
alentredabout 2 hours ago
> World Needs More Whimsy

100% that! When did everything get serious and look-alike? Anyway, I am taking off, shopping cart racing in the mall...

Henchman21about 1 hour ago
In the early 2000s the media ecosystem decided to re-tell every story, but darker & “grittier”. Then 9/11 happened and the darkness became permanent. It would be nice if we were coming out of that phase!
WJW29 minutes ago
Oh don't worry, if history is any indication it shouldn't be much longer than 30-40 years from now. Basically 2 generations from the previous shift.

In the meantime, be the change you want to see! You don't have to be darker&grittier yourself just because the media ecosystem has decided that's where the current fashion is.

init2nullabout 2 hours ago
Every time he gets pulled over for a selfie it's an abuse of power. If he can't ignore it, they shouldn't be doing it. Wait for a random encounter in a parking lot or gas station like the rest of us.
ceejayozabout 1 hour ago
Yup. That's a clear Fourth Amendment violation.

Same with the "pulled over to give you an ice cream" feel-good ops they do. https://abc7ny.com/post/video-police-hand-out-ice-cream-inst...

An illegal detention is still an illegal detention if it's being done nicely.

ssl-324 minutes ago
In one of the vaguely-parallel timelines, a defendant is being asked by a judge why they didn't pull over and responds with: "I thought they were going to try to give me an ice cream cone, and I'm lactose intolerant so I didn't stop."
x______________26 minutes ago
Finally! A nice story about cops pulling over a 23-foot banana motor vehicle for years without any consequence other than spreading joy to the people involved and years of fame!

No? You could also pull the public tax dollars spent card, or other crimes not being pursued while you're at it but it won't help sour the mood!

ceejayozless than a minute ago
> A nice story about cops…

This is not a nice story about cops.

andy9920 minutes ago
Meh, you might technically be right but the world is better if everyone can have a bit of fun, even police. I’m not super sympathetic to the “I was minding my own business driving a giant banana when the police pulled me over to ask me about it” argument - this guy seems fine with it too, but it’s not like there’s any reason to drive it other than for the attention.

And the “I pulled you over because you peeled out” - I mean it’s fun. Anyway, if it’s harmless I don’t really see the problem.

ceejayoz7 minutes ago
> the world is better if everyone can have a bit of fun, even police

Police have plenty of ways to have fun that aren't Fourth Amendment violations.

If you wanna give out free ice cream cones, station a cruiser with a sign saying so. People can come to you just fine, without the "what the fuck, why am I getting pulled over?!" worries. The banana guy at least has an inkling of why there are flashing police lights in his rearview, but that doesn't make it OK.

BoorishBears17 minutes ago
No, they can't have fun this way.

If you mop floors and you have fun by twirling your broom and humming a tune, you're not affecting anyone.

If we give you a gun and the right to shoot people in the head and go home to sleep in your own bed, then we can ask you to lock in a little more than that and not pull over people because it's funny.

cj9 minutes ago
Such a negative attitude is incredibly counterproductive.

You want police to have a positive presence in the community. Innocent engagement with a banana car helps with that, doesn't hurt.

phyzome20 minutes ago
Is this LLM-written, or is this just the sort of annoying "breathless" style of writing that LLMs were trained on?
cj14 minutes ago
In what way is anything on that page "breathless" writing style?

I'm genuinely curious. Can you share an example?

friedtofu6 minutes ago
I hate that we have to ask this question but I'm wondering like cj...what made the post sound breathless? I type like OP pretty often. His post has plenty of valid punctuation. Commas, periods and dashes that(IMO) make me think it isn't LLM-written.

I would honestly be surprised if it turns out it was written by an LLM.

chiefgeek26 minutes ago
I bought the ninth Mini Cooper in Illinois in 2002. My former wife got pulled over in Chicago. They just wanted to look at the car.
JackFrabout 1 hour ago
If he were my Uber, I would tip so much.
sixsidedabout 1 hour ago
ACAB (All Cops Appreciate Banana)
nine_kabout 2 hours ago
(1) Obtain a vehicle that commands attention. (2) Enjoy everyone's attention! (3) There's no point three.
functionmouseabout 2 hours ago
The issue is false pretext
echoangleabout 3 hours ago
I would probably pull him over too but arguably he should be pulled over less than normal, right? The risk that he’s some criminal is probably pretty low since not a lot of criminals would chose a car like that to travel.

On the other hand it probably has an increased likelihood to have technical problems that make it reasonable to pull it over though.

bot403about 2 hours ago
If im a drug smuggler I'm definitely driving the most boring, common car directly BEHIND the banana car.
ajbabout 1 hour ago
The cops should know that trick by now - the "distraction car" is literally the plot of "Smokey and the Bandit" from 50 years ago. Nevertheless, you may be right :-)
benaabout 1 hour ago
However, the distraction car is breaking the law in Smokey and the Bandit. It’s not incorrect for them to try and pull it over.
iambatemanabout 3 hours ago
Yes but every good police officer had watched Arrested Development and so knows that there’s always money in the banana stand.
garyfirestormabout 2 hours ago
Wow you waited from 2012 to crack this joke with that username
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OutOfHereabout 2 hours ago
Open cars worry me. How do they handle the wind, rain, snow, hail, etc.?
orbital-decayabout 1 hour ago
As someone who rides bikes most of the time, the right question is how you handle it.
doubled11244 minutes ago
This. I’ve ridden a bike year round in southwestern Ontario.

In general, I’m fairly waterproof.

-30C was pretty cold, especially moving, but rare enough I could dress for it and keep my body parts.

Snowstorms are always fun. Free physics lessons included. How much traction can you get? Whoops, I’m laying on the ground.

Thunderstorms and hail you might want to avoid.

DonHopkinsabout 2 hours ago
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCoRGbT3CM

_tk_about 1 hour ago
Alternative title:

Person who wants to get noticed indeed gets noticed

nekusarabout 2 hours ago
Gee golly whillikers!

Pigs are abusing their authority! Oh whatever shall we do?

ceejayozabout 1 hour ago
Traffic stops can and do go bad. Each is a risk, even if small. If they discover something like a bag of drugs in the back, it raises clear Fourth Amendment issues.

Cops shouldn't be putting law-abiding citizens at risk for a selfie.

nekusarabout 1 hour ago
My answer is to fire their lardasses for due cause and make them unhirable across the nation.

But this country's courts said this shit is cool. And so is highway robbery by pig. And they don't need to come for help if you call 911.

Oh and qualified immunity means they can what the fuck ever they want.

If RICO act was serious, they'd shut down all pig stys (police stations).

superkuhabout 2 hours ago
Poor guy. He just wanted to spread some joy and now he's risking his life repeatedly. One of these police stops it's not going to work out. There are just too many US police eager to use physical violence for no reason.
allenrbabout 2 hours ago
While absolutely and sadly true, something tells me that rogue banana drivers are not the ones most likely to be killed in a traffic stop.

Besides, his family would surely win the resulting case… on a peel.

superkuhabout 1 hour ago
It could never be against the police officer themselves due to qualified immunity. They are free to break the law however they wish. And that completely lack of accountability creates the risk inherent in every (US) police interaction.
otterleyabout 1 hour ago
Well done, sir. clap
tremon40 minutes ago
> rogue banana drivers are not the ones most likely to be killed in a traffic stop

...until the bananas go brown, of course.

cobbzillaabout 2 hours ago
He’s totally fine. He’s driving a car that basically no minority would ever drive, plus it has an open cockpit to facilitate the officer’s “trust but verify” instincts.
eschulzabout 1 hour ago
There's almost a zero percent chance of a police officer harming him during one of these stops. Annoying him a perhaps violating his civil rights, possibly, but not harmed.
ceejayozabout 1 hour ago
"Violating his civil rights" is harm.
ssl-321 minutes ago
Unless having their rights violated in this way is one of their kinks.