LinkedIn CringeBot 3000

hamburgererror•10 minutes ago

Very curious to hear if someone actually posted one of these and got likes/new followers?

awesomeusername•3 minutes ago

The evil characters on LinkedIn aren't the poor souls posting cringe, it's the 15 people who chime in with encouragement in the comments.

Friends don't let friends post cringe

djvu97•10 minutes ago

I asked for inspiring post about robbing orphanage and i am laughing soo hard

ricardo81•33 minutes ago

Excellent.

Though many follow a shorter sentence style.

Like this.

To go on and on about what they're going on about.

maxignol•22 minutes ago

Been laughing for the past 10 minutes, thanks for this one. (I tried the death of my cat by car in front of my house in a Go Girl manner, absolute cinema)

mr_mitm•15 minutes ago

My first one (That happened: Wine snobs) is already hilarious! Looks like LLMs are coming for comedians next.

wg0•3 minutes ago

Would love to see what was it.

fluxusars•27 minutes ago

Very nice. I thought it wasn't going to save a "You Go Girl" style story about "My Dick", but it turned it into a conference anecdote with a powerpoint slide about Richard III. Hilarious.

lovich•11 minutes ago

How is this so good. After playing around a bit with different inputs I then put in real beliefs and selected different cringe types and I wanted to off myself reading the beliefs I had parsed through these lens.

10/10 for hitting the satire mark perfectly.

grugdev42•42 minutes ago

Amazing. The hall of fame section is hilarious!

xnorswap•about 1 hour ago

A few weeks ago, LinkedIn introduced a "This looks like AI slop" button and to linkedIn's credit, my feed has been a lot better since that happened.

There's still some going around of course, but it's far less than the endless stereotypical linkedIn chum in the feed that there was.

I don't know if engaging with that button means I'm less likely to be served such content, or whether it's cleaning up everyone's feeds.

The worst were the ones starting, "I had a client phone me up", and when you'd look at the profile they wouldn't even obviously have such clients, and certainly wouldn't be the obvious person to call in that scenario.

I can't imagine being that shameless, and just to boost an artificial reach.

orphereus•32 minutes ago

Wow, I didn't notice that, thanks for pointing it out.

maxignol•20 minutes ago

> I don't know if engaging with that button means I'm less likely to be served such content, or whether it's cleaning up everyone's feeds.

I would guess it's both cause I've been having less AI slop on LinkedIn for the past few weeks (yet not none).

prmoustache•9 minutes ago

Why are you guys still looking at the feed is the real question.

awesomeusername•16 minutes ago

This could have been whipped up in 5 mins and been a bit meh, but it's excellent.

Whoever did this actually pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

Bravo

baal80spam•about 1 hour ago

This is brilliant, well done!

firefoxd•about 1 hour ago

I like my LinkedIn cringe hand written, thank you very much.

I'm the proud author of Two such stories, if it pleases you:

* The One Shoe CEO

* Advice from a millionaire (true story)

You'll just have to find them.

walrus01•33 minutes ago

I only want linkedin cringe if it's of the artisanal, hand crafted, organic, free range, GMO free, fair trade, heirloom variety.

shrubby•15 minutes ago

My cringe has been handcrafted and vegan. Pure human slop!

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