Salesforce Global Outage

Wow, it's almost as long as the Every UUID V4 or Every Floating Point Number pages.

I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like

It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?

Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?

Yup. No mention of outage. Even drilling down gets nothing more than "Service Disruption".

At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.

"Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"

  ⎿  You've hit your session limit · resets 2:53am (123°24′W Etc/GMT+8)
  /upgrade to increase your usage limit.

My gut instinct is that this is about Dreamforce with the rickshaws and whatnot

It's always DNS.-

No, IPv6

Classic

Status page is still showing all red tho

It's this thing called golf course driven development

If I had been just out of Uni I would think this is edgy

Now I'm just glad I'm not responsible for this fire

> random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever

If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.

It loads very fast for me.

It has a search that works well.

There are regional filters.

Each instance has a status indicator.

When you click on an instance it shows what service is down and has a log of updates that come in roughly every 30 minutes.

The instance status URL is predictable so runbooks could already be prepared with deep links.

It even has a text box for email updates.

What more do you want exactly?

Looks like a region list to me, maybe just with a lot of regions

"And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."